willy wonka and I are one
This is awkward. Not “You’re awkward”, but just because we’re…I’m awkward, you’re gorgeous. Wait, what?
If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices
I want to put him in my pocket and take him home
SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY
ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners